Swimwear/lingerie/glamour model and professional dork
View this post on Instagram denimdenimdenim And just like that, the super mario underground music is in your head for the rest of the day #yourewhalecum A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 25, 2018 at 10:43am PDT
denimdenimdenim And just like that, the super mario underground music is in your head for the rest of the day #yourewhalecum
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 25, 2018 at 10:43am PDT
View this post on Instagram Just catching up on some light reading #selfhelp #betteringmyself Edit: y’all it’s a joke, come on. Racist commenters will be sent BBC pics then blocked Edit 2: oops forgot to @ the author, check him out @baratunde A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 24, 2018 at 9:03am PDT
Just catching up on some light reading #selfhelp #betteringmyself Edit: y’all it’s a joke, come on. Racist commenters will be sent BBC pics then blocked Edit 2: oops forgot to @ the author, check him out @baratunde
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 24, 2018 at 9:03am PDT
View this post on Instagram All my moneys and a tattoo on my ass on the Texans winning the Super Bowl this year #houstontexans #texansmemories Edit: for all those asking, the ass tattoo would of course be of our lord and savior @jjwatt’s face (w/ 2013 smashed up bloody nose) #☝🏻 A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 24, 2018 at 7:39am PDT
All my moneys and a tattoo on my ass on the Texans winning the Super Bowl this year #houstontexans #texansmemories Edit: for all those asking, the ass tattoo would of course be of our lord and savior @jjwatt’s face (w/ 2013 smashed up bloody nose) #☝🏻
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 24, 2018 at 7:39am PDT
View this post on Instagram Patreon-level underboob because I heart y’all ❤️ Let’s play a game. Try to make me heart you in particular less! Roast me in the comments of this picture. Rules: -You must have a public profile to play -You must have a profile picture -I get to roast you back 😈😈😈 A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 21, 2018 at 1:59pm PDT
Patreon-level underboob because I heart y’all ❤️ Let’s play a game. Try to make me heart you in particular less! Roast me in the comments of this picture. Rules: -You must have a public profile to play -You must have a profile picture -I get to roast you back 😈😈😈
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 21, 2018 at 1:59pm PDT
View this post on Instagram I’ll go ahead and troubleshoot because I know exactly what y’all are gonna comment on this picture. “make ur bed lol” Bro did you not see my boobs in this ribbon bra thing “lol is ur dog dead” Probably. But about these tiddies “u look sad lol” and/or “do u have a headache lol” ...tiddies y’all A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 19, 2018 at 3:28pm PDT
I’ll go ahead and troubleshoot because I know exactly what y’all are gonna comment on this picture. “make ur bed lol” Bro did you not see my boobs in this ribbon bra thing “lol is ur dog dead” Probably. But about these tiddies “u look sad lol” and/or “do u have a headache lol” ...tiddies y’all
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 19, 2018 at 3:28pm PDT
View this post on Instagram She #THICC Trustworthy Humble Intelligent Caitlyn Jenner’s uterus donor Caring A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 20, 2018 at 11:53am PDT
She #THICC Trustworthy Humble Intelligent Caitlyn Jenner’s uterus donor Caring
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View this post on Instagram Aight y’all I’m bored again, so for a limited time only, I will be offering FREE shitty advice in the comments of this picture. That’s right, I will fuck up your life, just like I have my own, absolutely free of charge. Relationship problems? What better way to piss her off more than ask a random instahoe if she’s being crazy or not! Need career advice? Why not ask someone who has never had a real job in their entire life! Pregnant? Fuck please leave me out of that one! I’ll keep going until I get unbored or I just don’t want to anymore A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 18, 2018 at 11:00am PDT
Aight y’all I’m bored again, so for a limited time only, I will be offering FREE shitty advice in the comments of this picture. That’s right, I will fuck up your life, just like I have my own, absolutely free of charge. Relationship problems? What better way to piss her off more than ask a random instahoe if she’s being crazy or not! Need career advice? Why not ask someone who has never had a real job in their entire life! Pregnant? Fuck please leave me out of that one! I’ll keep going until I get unbored or I just don’t want to anymore
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 18, 2018 at 11:00am PDT
View this post on Instagram I have 20/20 and I sat on these glasses and the lenses fell out, but studies have shown that glasses make me approximately 24% more adorable so here we are A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 17, 2018 at 9:33am PDT
I have 20/20 and I sat on these glasses and the lenses fell out, but studies have shown that glasses make me approximately 24% more adorable so here we are
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 17, 2018 at 9:33am PDT
View this post on Instagram When it’s still hot as balls outside but flannel is life. 🖤 And besides these things were expensive #flannelislife #hoeisalsolife A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 16, 2018 at 8:47am PDT
When it’s still hot as balls outside but flannel is life. 🖤 And besides these things were expensive #flannelislife #hoeisalsolife
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 16, 2018 at 8:47am PDT
View this post on Instagram Looks like it’s time for another FAQ! Q: “Do you have any other Instagram accounts? I gave @niecewaiidhofer $50,000” A: Nope, not me. Sorry son, ya got catfished ☹️ Q: “How much for a night with you? Name your price” A: No Q: “do u do porn” A: No Q: “Here is a nice picture of the Walmart Yodeling Boy” A: Thank you I appreciate it Any other questions, my loves? I’ll be hanging out in the comments to answer whatever you want to know 😊 #KCCO A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 15, 2018 at 9:42am PDT
Looks like it’s time for another FAQ! Q: “Do you have any other Instagram accounts? I gave @niecewaiidhofer $50,000” A: Nope, not me. Sorry son, ya got catfished ☹️ Q: “How much for a night with you? Name your price” A: No Q: “do u do porn” A: No Q: “Here is a nice picture of the Walmart Yodeling Boy” A: Thank you I appreciate it Any other questions, my loves? I’ll be hanging out in the comments to answer whatever you want to know 😊 #KCCO
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 15, 2018 at 9:42am PDT
View this post on Instagram #postworkoutselfie just kidding I’m a lazy sack of shit and the most exercise I ever get is bringing in all the groceries in one trip. #fatfam #unhealthyisalifestyle A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 13, 2018 at 12:51pm PDT
#postworkoutselfie just kidding I’m a lazy sack of shit and the most exercise I ever get is bringing in all the groceries in one trip. #fatfam #unhealthyisalifestyle
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 13, 2018 at 12:51pm PDT
View this post on Instagram My most flattering lighting spot is now occupied by my 55-gallon drum of lube, so here’s this mediocre lighting instead. On a related note, can anyone come over and help me move 461 lbs of personal lubricant to the other side of my living room? We will need to move all the furniture to point at it as well. Can pay you in personal lubricant. Bring your own kiddie pool, crock pot, or prothetic leg to transport the lubricant home in. #BYOKPCPOPLTTTLHI A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 12, 2018 at 1:50pm PDT
My most flattering lighting spot is now occupied by my 55-gallon drum of lube, so here’s this mediocre lighting instead. On a related note, can anyone come over and help me move 461 lbs of personal lubricant to the other side of my living room? We will need to move all the furniture to point at it as well. Can pay you in personal lubricant. Bring your own kiddie pool, crock pot, or prothetic leg to transport the lubricant home in. #BYOKPCPOPLTTTLHI
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 12, 2018 at 1:50pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Sup ladies A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 11, 2018 at 2:22pm PDT
Sup ladies
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 11, 2018 at 2:22pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Me feat. my thousand cock stare, according to reddit 😅😬 #rrrroasted A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 11, 2018 at 12:22pm PDT
Me feat. my thousand cock stare, according to reddit 😅😬 #rrrroasted
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 11, 2018 at 12:22pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Time spent putting on harness: 15 min. Time spent taking photo in harness: 7 min. Time spent scared and confused trying to escape from harness: the rest of my fkkin life #sendhelp Gorgeous bra set from @lingeriediva 😍😍 #imalingeriediva A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 7, 2018 at 10:06am PDT
Time spent putting on harness: 15 min. Time spent taking photo in harness: 7 min. Time spent scared and confused trying to escape from harness: the rest of my fkkin life #sendhelp Gorgeous bra set from @lingeriediva 😍😍 #imalingeriediva
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 7, 2018 at 10:06am PDT
View this post on Instagram Another thank you to my love @mozzerati for the gorgeous bra set ❤️ And a huge thank you to Dr. K for the roomba that made this doghairless floor photo possible ❤️ I have named her Maria and I already can’t imagine life without her 😍😍 A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 4, 2018 at 9:54am PDT
Another thank you to my love @mozzerati for the gorgeous bra set ❤️ And a huge thank you to Dr. K for the roomba that made this doghairless floor photo possible ❤️ I have named her Maria and I already can’t imagine life without her 😍😍
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 4, 2018 at 9:54am PDT
View this post on Instagram Twitch update: I am simple so it took me forever to figure it how to set up everything, and right now I’m too PMS to stream. Soon though. Username is NieceWaidhofer or click the twitch link in my bio ❤️ New fav bra set courtesy of my love @mozzerati 😍😍 thank you so much, beauty! ❤️ A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 3, 2018 at 2:58pm PDT
Twitch update: I am simple so it took me forever to figure it how to set up everything, and right now I’m too PMS to stream. Soon though. Username is NieceWaidhofer or click the twitch link in my bio ❤️ New fav bra set courtesy of my love @mozzerati 😍😍 thank you so much, beauty! ❤️
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 3, 2018 at 2:58pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Boutta build the most epic amazon prime box fort of all time, y’all #Reduce #Reuse #RecreateTheBattleSceneFromTheTwoTowers Bralette by @shopmodernboho 😍😍#amazonprime A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 2, 2018 at 5:11pm PDT
Boutta build the most epic amazon prime box fort of all time, y’all #Reduce #Reuse #RecreateTheBattleSceneFromTheTwoTowers Bralette by @shopmodernboho 😍😍#amazonprime
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Sep 2, 2018 at 5:11pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Top 8: 1. @rosie 2. @audreysmithatx 3. @gabriella.ellyse 4. @jennifervaughn 5. @mozzerati 6. @brennahblack 7. @simpalicety 8. @knosetrain28 #MySpaceForever #RIPMySpace #JusticeForMySpace✊🏿#DicksOutForMySpace A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 30, 2018 at 4:41pm PDT
Top 8: 1. @rosie 2. @audreysmithatx 3. @gabriella.ellyse 4. @jennifervaughn 5. @mozzerati 6. @brennahblack 7. @simpalicety 8. @knosetrain28 #MySpaceForever #RIPMySpace #JusticeForMySpace✊🏿#DicksOutForMySpace
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 30, 2018 at 4:41pm PDT
View this post on Instagram This account has gone 0️⃣ days since the last instahoe tongue thing incident #safetyfirst A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 30, 2018 at 9:21am PDT
This account has gone 0️⃣ days since the last instahoe tongue thing incident #safetyfirst
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View this post on Instagram Niece Waidhofer: Womb Raider Edit: huge shoutout to @knosetrain28 for the cock glocks A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 28, 2018 at 3:12pm PDT
Niece Waidhofer: Womb Raider Edit: huge shoutout to @knosetrain28 for the cock glocks
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 28, 2018 at 3:12pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Relax y’all, I promise I’m gonna get out of my apartment today haha. Birthday shenanigans shall include feeding the ducks stale bread at the park, hot crochet class, signing up for AARP benefits, and a nice early dinner at Luby’s so I can be in bed by 9:00. #lol #butseriously #👵🏻 #😭😭😭 Edit: ok calm down y’all it was a joke, I’m getting blackout drunk, not going to the park. The goddamn ducks will be fuckin fine A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 27, 2018 at 12:17pm PDT
Relax y’all, I promise I’m gonna get out of my apartment today haha. Birthday shenanigans shall include feeding the ducks stale bread at the park, hot crochet class, signing up for AARP benefits, and a nice early dinner at Luby’s so I can be in bed by 9:00. #lol #butseriously #👵🏻 #😭😭😭 Edit: ok calm down y’all it was a joke, I’m getting blackout drunk, not going to the park. The goddamn ducks will be fuckin fine
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 27, 2018 at 12:17pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Just like I always wanted, three belly buttons A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 22, 2018 at 3:13pm PDT
Just like I always wanted, three belly buttons
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 22, 2018 at 3:13pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Honestly y’all, my apartment isn’t as spotless as I try to make it seem, I just move the mess out of the background of the picture. There’s a whole Trash Island made of mainly lingerie and dog toys that migrates around the place depending on where I’m taking the pic #realtalk #💯 A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 21, 2018 at 6:47pm PDT
Honestly y’all, my apartment isn’t as spotless as I try to make it seem, I just move the mess out of the background of the picture. There’s a whole Trash Island made of mainly lingerie and dog toys that migrates around the place depending on where I’m taking the pic #realtalk #💯
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 21, 2018 at 6:47pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Don’t bother zooming, I was born without nipples. My mom snorted a lot of the marijuana when she was pregnant with me A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 20, 2018 at 3:10pm PDT
Don’t bother zooming, I was born without nipples. My mom snorted a lot of the marijuana when she was pregnant with me
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 20, 2018 at 3:10pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Boys, look for the signs: Hair up ✅ Suggestive wink ✅ Coyly drawing attention to mouth ✅ That’s when you know. Your girl probably wants spaghetti but is trying not to get sauce all in her hair and shit. Y’all need Jesus A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 18, 2018 at 2:08pm PDT
Boys, look for the signs: Hair up ✅ Suggestive wink ✅ Coyly drawing attention to mouth ✅ That’s when you know. Your girl probably wants spaghetti but is trying not to get sauce all in her hair and shit. Y’all need Jesus
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 18, 2018 at 2:08pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Option 1: go to store. Option 2: scavenge just so I don’t have to talk to people today. Cream cheese/Parmesan/Cesar sandwich it is A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 15, 2018 at 11:45am PDT
Option 1: go to store. Option 2: scavenge just so I don’t have to talk to people today. Cream cheese/Parmesan/Cesar sandwich it is
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 15, 2018 at 11:45am PDT
View this post on Instagram Throwing the glasses in so I at least feel smarter. I need affirmation after this last doctor’s appointment. Dr.: “What are you doing to exercise your brain?” Me: “I get blackout drunk and then when the brain cells regenerate they come back stronger, right?” ... Me: “Like muscles, right?” ....... Me: “Right?!?’?!??!!q?!” A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 10, 2018 at 3:03pm PDT
Throwing the glasses in so I at least feel smarter. I need affirmation after this last doctor’s appointment. Dr.: “What are you doing to exercise your brain?” Me: “I get blackout drunk and then when the brain cells regenerate they come back stronger, right?” ... Me: “Like muscles, right?” ....... Me: “Right?!?’?!??!!q?!”
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 10, 2018 at 3:03pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Bra set by @victoriassecret Waist cincher by @lasenza Perfectly timed hair flip capture by @jesus A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 8, 2018 at 8:29am PDT
Bra set by @victoriassecret Waist cincher by @lasenza Perfectly timed hair flip capture by @jesus
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 8, 2018 at 8:29am PDT
View this post on Instagram And on the third day Jesus turned water into whiskey/soda, and his disciples saw that it was Lit. Thus originated the phrase #WWJD ❤️ (Who Wants Jack Daniels) A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 3, 2018 at 1:51pm PDT
And on the third day Jesus turned water into whiskey/soda, and his disciples saw that it was Lit. Thus originated the phrase #WWJD ❤️ (Who Wants Jack Daniels)
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 3, 2018 at 1:51pm PDT
View this post on Instagram What a nice coffee table. Be a shame if someone RUBBED ASS ALL OVER IT #DoYouTakeE.coliinYourCoffee A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 3, 2018 at 10:32am PDT
What a nice coffee table. Be a shame if someone RUBBED ASS ALL OVER IT #DoYouTakeE.coliinYourCoffee
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View this post on Instagram THE FLOOR IS HEALTHY, RESPECTFUL RELATIONSHIPS WITH NICE DUDES WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Aug 1, 2018 at 1:00pm PDT
THE FLOOR IS HEALTHY, RESPECTFUL RELATIONSHIPS WITH NICE DUDES WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME
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View this post on Instagram On this week’s episode of Booze Clues, we have $61.95 charged to my debit card at Buc-ee’s, no fewer than 29 videos of me singing DMX on my phone, a possible lifelong ban from the dog park by my brother’s apartment, and a massive bruise on my left knee pit. The following is my hypothesis: Buc-ee’s beaver nuggets contain acid A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Jul 31, 2018 at 10:49am PDT
On this week’s episode of Booze Clues, we have $61.95 charged to my debit card at Buc-ee’s, no fewer than 29 videos of me singing DMX on my phone, a possible lifelong ban from the dog park by my brother’s apartment, and a massive bruise on my left knee pit. The following is my hypothesis: Buc-ee’s beaver nuggets contain acid
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Jul 31, 2018 at 10:49am PDT
View this post on Instagram Mmk feet guys, let’s all keep our composure. Keep it on wikifeet, pls Edit: oh my goodness gracious there is actually a wikifeet page on me. I am speechless. Jk I’ve had a speech prepared for this for years. I’d like to thank my mom, my dog, and Kenan & Kel. God save the lake turtles ❤️ A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Jul 26, 2018 at 3:27pm PDT
Mmk feet guys, let’s all keep our composure. Keep it on wikifeet, pls Edit: oh my goodness gracious there is actually a wikifeet page on me. I am speechless. Jk I’ve had a speech prepared for this for years. I’d like to thank my mom, my dog, and Kenan & Kel. God save the lake turtles ❤️
A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Jul 26, 2018 at 3:27pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Y’all I went outside and accidentally got kind of a tan. RIP pasty white Voldemort-lookin-ass complexion 😭😭 happy 0th birthday, strange tan lines and probably melanoma idk A post shared by Niece Waidhofer (@niecewaidhofer) on Jul 24, 2018 at 2:02pm PDT
Y’all I went outside and accidentally got kind of a tan. RIP pasty white Voldemort-lookin-ass complexion 😭😭 happy 0th birthday, strange tan lines and probably melanoma idk
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